KRISTEN STEWART AND STELLA MAXWELL

On February 4, 2017, Christine attended “Saturday Night Live”. She described herself as “very gay”.It’s been a rollercoaster ride for these two. And we mean that quite literally. Wait, no, we can’t mean it literally since it was an analogy to how their relationship has been so far. So, yeah, allow us to rephrase that: we mean that quite metaphorically.

Well, that didn’t sound right either—nobody says that. In any case, you know what we mean! They were seen in 2017, looking like they were a pair. Then they were reported to have split in 2018, but were spotted together again after their reported splitting. What on earth? The degree to which they’ve managed to confuse everyone is astounding, is all we can say. But hey, who cares, they look awesome together!