BEN STEIN

Writer, lawyer and actor, Ben Stein, who many will know for having the droniest, most monotonous and uninteresting voice in Hollywood—or, in the world, actually—is actually a genius. Now our comments about the man’s voice aren’t intended as a slight. Indeed, most of his roles in television or in film are that of characters whose voices are meant to bore the hell out of audiences. His voice is actually what he’s known for, for good or for ill. In any case, it’s been reported that his IQ is 150, which is awesome for him, because that means he will at least, on occasion, be smart enough to emphasize other things about himself other than his voice.